Gaining muscle and losing fat plan

Obviously, this is what everyone wants all the time, right? To find some magic method, and transform a skinny fat body into a spectacular one that is just as much muscular and just as much ripped as the image in your mind of a person that is the absolutely most desirable by the individuals of your sexual orientation. But don’t forget, as Rumplestilstkin would say: “All magic comes with a price”, so be prepared to pay it. I mean it’s not like everybody else is utterly imbecile, and they do bulking and cutting phases, because they have low aspirations, while your big chosen one feature is to have an ambition. No, no, albeit mostly yes, people are kinda stupid in general, and stupid people can’t find this website to learn, lol. Nonetheless, you won’t need an army of chefs with pharmacy scales, neither mathematicians to count your consumed or burned calories, what you’ll need is willingness to experiment, and at least an IQ of 80 to notice when you have to intervene. Do you have these? If yes, you can begin!

Here are some examples, so you can hopefully relate:

Here is Kyle, Kyle is a 25-year-old 175 cm tall male with an average metabolism, average lifestyle. Kyle is a student. Kyle has never been a true athlete, but he never intended to either. He went to the gym, got the job done, budgeted his student loan and side job to afford chicken and rice, etc. But parties happened with alcohol, chips, vomiting and STDs, exams happened with skipping the gym, life-threatening caffeine overdose, binge-eating, lack of sleeps and panic attacks, and now the form does not look that well. He’s now in a stage that you cannot determine whether he has a dadbod or looks like a strong lumberman. So the point is if he’d lose a little fat, he’d have a body that he will not be able to prevent all the incoming STDs from the girls throwing at him, but if he’d put one some more muscle as well, he could also earn the respect of the men. So he decides to go for both.

Since Kyle is a young male with average metabolism, he choses the 1.8:3:2 diet plan, which means 135 g proteins, 225 g carbs and 150 g fats, which is 2790 kcal. If it is too much, he either lowers it or starts to have a little more active lifestyle like any normal human being; and if it’s too low, he can eat more. Incorporating morning cardios may not really fit into his student’s schedule…I mean it would, but he clearly has no determination, so no. As fpr training, he choses the 3 days a week training plan, because it can fit even in a busier schedule.

Workout day:

  • At 8:45 Kyle wakes up, makes his coffee, and attends his classes.
  • At 11:00 Kyle eats his breakfast.
  • At 13:30 Kyle eats his lunch during a break.
  • At 16:00 Kyle eats his second lunch during after classes.
  • At 17:30 Kyle starts his workout, and 19:00 after his workout he drinks his post-workout shake.
  • At 20:00 Kyle eats his dinner.
  • Then Kyle wastes his time with useless things as every millennial, but he mans up, stops playing his stupid game or watching his stupid series, and goes to sleep at 24:00.

Rest day

  • At 8:45 Kyle wakes up, makes his coffee, and attends his classes.
  • At 11:00 Kyle eats his breakfast.
  • At 13:30 Kyle eats his lunch during a break.
  • At 16:00 Kyle eats his second lunch during after classes.
  • At 18:30 Kyle eats his dinner.
  • Then Kyle wastes his time with useless things as every millennial, but he mans up, stops playing his stupid game or watching his stupid series, and goes to sleep at 24:00.

Here is Kylie, Kylie is a 35-year-old 165 cm tall female with an average metabolism, average lifestyle. Kylie works at an office. Kylie has a dog, she wakes up every morning with motivation, and can’t wait to go out to the fresh air to see her dog’s happy face. Be like Kylie. Kylie wakes up every morning at 7am, walks her dog, which accounts for a morning cardio. Kylie leads an active lifestyle, she hikes a lot, and does yoga sometimes, also, she is a big fan of seasonal sports too. In recent months Kylie gained a little fat, and since she has a sporty reputation amongst her friends, she would feel awkward showing up at the beach being thicc. Therefore, she decides to lose that belly fat, while also to put on some muscles too, so when she appears in her swimsuit, all her friends are going to gossip about how awesome she is.

Kylie is at the peak of her life, with average female metabolism she needs a little less energy than an average male with the same height, however, her active lifestyle allows her to consume more energy than other women leading a sedentary lifestyle, plus morning dog walks qualify for a morning cardio. Therefore, she choses the 1.8:3:2 diet plan, which means 117 g proteins, 195 g carbs and 130 g fat, which is 2418 kcal. If it’s too low, she will switch to a higher diet plan, since moving less is not an option for her. If it’s too much, she downgrades. She choses a 6-day cycle professional training plan, which perfectly fits into her schedule.

Workout day

  • At 7:00 Kylie wakes up, goes for her morning dog walk. Then she showers, and goes to the office.
  • At 9:00 Kylie eats her breakfast.
  • At 12:00 Kylie eats lunch with other colleagues and talks shit about their boss.
  • At 15:00 Kylie eats her second lunch.
  • At 17:00 Kylie starts her workout, and at 18:30 she drinks her post-workout shake.
  • At 19:30 Kylie eats her dinner.
  • Then Kylie reads, watches some shows, ghosts some losers on Tinder, goes for a dog walk before sleep, and goes to sleep at 23:00.

Rest day

  • At 7:00 Kylie wakes up, goes for her morning dog walk. Then she showers, and goes to the office.
  • At 9:00 Kylie eats her breakfast.
  • At 12:00 Kylie eats lunch with other colleagues and talks shit about their boss.
  • At 15:00 Kylie eats her second lunch.
  • At 18:00 Kylie eats her dinner.
  • Then Kylie reads, watches some shows, ghosts some losers on Tinder, goes for a dog walk before sleep, and goes to sleep at 23:00.

Here is Robert, Robert is a 45-year-old 185 cm tall male with average metabolism. Robert is a construction worker. He knows his physical profession needs a lot of calories, hence he’s always tried to eat more, especially that he works out as well. He used to jog a lot, but he hated it. In Robert’s head a man looks like a man: bulky and strong, not like a peacock. He secretly believes that there is a special place in hell for people who love cardio and care about being shredded. He also re-wrote Dante’s Divine Comedy to put one more chamber in Hell for cardio-sinners just below the traitors, but it was too cringe, so he’s shown it only to his cat. Btw, it is kinda weird, I mean Lucifer raping you in BDSM suit on a speedy treadmill is truly a well-deserved punishment for your abomination. Robert’s body is turning into its old phase, but thank God, with hypertrophy workout and a perfect diet he can remain younger than many people in their 20’s. Robert is a smart man, he knows he has to be cautious at work, he knows how to avoid injuries. Besides, Robert’s wife is also happy, because not only her husband will look irresistible making the boys jealous on the beach, but his improved performance in bed will spice up their marriage too. Since Robert is a construction worker, he needs a lot of calories. Robert “eats like a miner”, except for the fact that now miners are just neckbeards watching their GPU-s say brrrrr. He likes to have an active lifestyle, but with family and everything it’s not that easy to fetch time for them, while they usually spend the weekends together. His daily schedule allows him to train early morning. Robert is a real man, he doesn’t whine, he just wakes up and get things done, so he can arrive to the job fresh and full of energy and satisfaction.

Nonetheless, in the last months with Christmas, etc., Robert gained more than he could make peace with, but he is not willing to go on a fatloss, diet, so Robert will choose a fat loss muscle gain plan. Robert chooses the 1.8:3:2.5 diet plan, which means 153 g proteins, 255 g carbs and 213 g fats, which is 3549 kcal. If it’s too low, he will switch to a higher diet plan, and if it’s too much, he will choose a lower one. He will go with the 3 days a week professional training plan. To be honest, for Robert this is not that big of a change, the only big change to turn this into a fat loss procedure is skipping his nighttime beers.

Workout day

  • At 4:00 Robert wakes up, drinks his coffee, while he plans his day and gets inspiration, then at 4:30 he starts his workout, and at 6:00 he drinks his post-workout shake.
  • At 07:00 Robert eats his breakfast with his colleagues, they drink they pre-work coffee and start building.
  • At 09:30 Robert eats his lunch in a break, while the others smoke and drink cocoa.
  • At 12:00 Robert eats his second lunch in lunch break.
  • At 15:00 Robert eats his dinner.
  • Then Robert goes home, takes a nap from 17:00 to 18:30.
  • Then Robert does his adult things, and goes to sleep preferably between 21:30 and 22:00.

Rest day

  • At 6:00 Robert wakes up, prepares what he can for the family, and goes to work.
  • At 07:00 Robert eats his breakfast with his colleagues, they drink they pre-work coffee and start building.
  • At 09:30 Robert eats his lunch in a break, while the others smoke and drink cocoa.
  • At 12:00 Robert eats his second lunch in lunch break.
  • At 15:00 Robert eats his dinner.
  • Then Robert goes home, takes a nap from 17:00 to 18:30.
  • Then Robert does his adult things, and goes to sleep preferably between 21:30 and 22:00.

*If Robert’s shift starts later, then on rest days he prepares the kids and takes them to school. Robert is not a jerk, doesn’t let his wife to do everything, be like Robert.

Here is Roberta, Roberta is a 55-year-old 155 cm tall female with slow metabolism. Roberta is a freelancer. She knows she has a slow metabolism, hence she’s always been more body-conscious. She used to jog a lot, she likes it, but now she’s learned it’s not the best way to get in shape. She likes to have an active lifestyle, and with her established work-life balance she’s always on the move when she can. Her daily schedule allows her to train in the morning. Roberta’s body is turning into its old phase, but thank God, with hypertrophy workout and a perfect diet she can remain younger than many people in their 20’s. Roberta realized salads and jogging spiced up with some yoga won’t help her in ageing. Her skin became loose, and without toned muscles she will soon look like a witch. However, after she found unclishfitness.com, she woke up from the misconceptions, and she knows that the secret spring of youth is nothing else but hypertrophy workout and unclish diet. Nonetheless, she couldn’t decide whether she should completely commit herself to the fat loss program or to the muscle gain program to get toned, so she decides to do both.

She chooses the 3 days a week training plan. This way she can tone up her body, have a tight skin and an ass that would make any straight man hard, and she will finally feel she’s back in college again hiding from hungry preying gazes of horny applicants for her pussy. She will become the cougar Barney Stinson would give everything to get a chance with. Roberta is a smart woman, she knows her worth is not determined by how men are attracted to her, she just wants to show all her loose hanging-pussy single mom classmates from high-school that “what’s up, bitches?” Roberta chooses the 1.8:2.5:2 diet plan, which means 99 g proteins, 138 g carbs and 110 g fats, which is 1938 kcal. If it’s too low, she will switch to a higher diet plan, and if it’s too much, she will downgrade. But she can also get a dog like every normal human being, thus including more activities in her life, or just do a little cardio after her workouts.

Workout day

  • At 7:00 Roberta wakes up, drinks her coffee, while he plans her day and gets inspiration, then at 7:30 she starts her workout, and at 9:00 she drinks her post-workout shake.
  • At 10:00 Roberta eats her breakfast.
  • At 12:30 Roberta eats her lunch.
  • At 15:00 Roberta eats her second lunch.
  • At 17:30 Roberta eats her dinner.
  • Then Roberta does her adult things, and goes to sleep preferably between 22:30 and 23:00.

Rest day

  • At 9:00 Roberta wakes up, drinks her coffee, while he plans her day and gets inspiration.
  • At 10:00 Roberta eats her breakfast.
  • At 12:30 Roberta eats her lunch.
  • At 15:00 Roberta eats her second lunch.
  • At 17:30 Roberta eats her dinner.
  • Then Roberta does her adult things, and goes to sleep preferably between 22:30 and 23:00.

Your plan

Week 1

-morning cardio

-moderate weight gain meal plan (1.8:2.5:2 or 1.8:3:2)

–training plan (at least 3 days a week)

Week 2

-morning cardio

-moderate weight gain meal plan (1.8:2.5:2 or 1.8:3:2)

–training plan (at least 3 days a week)

Week 3

-morning cardio

-moderate weight gain meal plan (1.8:2.5:2 or 1.8:3:2)

–training plan (at least 3 days a week)

Week 4

-morning cardio

-moderate weight gain meal plan (1.8:2.5:2 or 1.8:3:2)

–training plan (at least 3 days a week)

Week 5

-morning cardio

-moderate weight gain meal plan (1.8:2.5:2 or 1.8:3:2)

–training plan (at least 3 days a week)

Week 6

-morning cardio

-moderate weight gain meal plan (1.8:2.5:2 or 1.8:3:2)

–training plan (at least 3 days a week)

Week 7

-morning cardio

-moderate weight gain meal plan (1.8:2.5:2 or 1.8:3:2)

–training plan (at least 3 days a week)

Week 8

-morning cardio

-moderate weight gain meal plan (1.8:2.5:2 or 1.8:3:2)

–training plan (at least 3 days a week)

So can I just choose whatever training plan and meal plan, and that's it?

“The plan chooses the bodybuilder. That much has always been clear to those of us who have studied fitness… If you are any bodybuilder at all you will be able to channel your workout through almost any instrument. The best results, however, must always come where there is the strongest affinity between bodybuilder and plan. These connections are complex. An initial attraction, and then a mutual quest for experience, the plan learning from the bodybuilder, the bodybuilder from the plan.”

—Mr Boddyvander

So it's just literally only a meal plan and training plan, and that's it?

If you think more complicated means better results, then complain to your parents why did they make you the simple way.